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Whoever gets the 1600th reply has to buy the rest of the thread drinks.

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You might like Humble Bundle's latest bundle, Neil...

You imply that I would greatly love this bundle as well, but I cannot from the bundle page determine if that is the case. Are these medias actually worthwhile, or am I going to regret purchasing them with a floppy penis? I have really no idea what "Sakura" is.

On a side note, I happened to watch/listen to this demo to see what it was, and for some reason the music reminded me of 007 (specifically, 007: The World Is Not Enough on PlayStation):

(Probably NSFW in most political climates these days)

I don't know what that says about me personally.

Hehe, shhhh.

If you check out the wiki for the games, you'll find that the characters are actually hundreds of years old, and they only appear to be little girls.

My post was a joke, too.

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[EDIT] Also:

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and finally, a pic of a true beauty, the only one I really lust after...

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...she also happens to be my wife.

Edit: , I just realized I could have posed with my wife for that pic at the top probably (except she is older than I am, she only looks 20 years younger).

Something I created a while ago. When I seen this pic of snails, this caption came to me...

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L.O.L., we don't even get the newspaper.

Here's a pic of us from 1998, taken with a huge VHS shoulder mounted camera, hooked up to a video capture card on my DOS machine! About the time I started work on Deluxe Pacman I think.

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Or... more recently, and just her, from July of this year...

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If you look at me then and now, and her then and now, you will see why I get pissed off at her for not aging! She's older than I am and I was actually mistaken for her father. LMAO

Hey, I had that look back in 1998, so he stole it from me! Look at me now, that is him in 20 years.

There also was another guy I used to get compared to back then to some character on "Home Improvement". Never watched the show myself.

Now to bring a bit more class to this joint... this is a favourite classical tune of mine. This is often used for various commercials where it builds up the intensity over time, I really like this video as it shows them playing it... "In The Hall of the Mountain King"...