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Airline Said Her Outfit Was Too Revealing
Vanneto
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May 2007
Posted on 09/22/2007 7:06 AM   View Profile

Naked feet in sandals dont smell. You all are bullshitting theorists. I know from real experiences.

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FMC
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Posted on 09/22/2007 7:30 AM   View Profile

Mine do, okey? :P

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Neil Black
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October 2006
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Posted on 09/22/2007 1:32 PM   View Profile
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Mine do, okey?

I know, I can smell then from here. ;D

EDIT:
Added smiley so I wouldn't be taken seriously

Slartibartfast
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June 2007
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Posted on 09/22/2007 3:46 PM   View Profile

Sandals are the shoe-shaped servants of Satan.
Often during a class in my university I am attacked by a foul odor, completely annihilating my ability to concentrate on the matter at hand, as well as my appetite and my will to live. Under the effects of the odor haze I slowly rotate my head backwards to find a pair of sandaled feet resting on the floor behind me, or perhaps leaning against a chair or sticking up into the air, always spreading their death, their decay, their pestilence into the air I would otherwise be breathing.
Sandals are indeed the shoe-shaped servants of Satan.

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Neil Black
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October 2006
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Posted on 09/22/2007 5:09 PM   View Profile

Smelly feet are the bad thing. You shouldn't wear sandals if your feet semll, but if you have non-smelly feet it's fine.

Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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Posted on 09/23/2007 1:51 PM   View Profile

If your feet stink, soak them in a plastic bucket of water with a half-liter of chlorine bleach thrown in for maybe 15 minutes every two or three days until they're stink free.

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

Michael Jensen
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Posted on 09/25/2007 5:06 AM   View Profile

Lame, I start getting my posts deleted and everyone starts talking about shoes. God, I must be the only one keeping this conversation straight! :P

Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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Posted on 09/25/2007 5:04 PM   View Profile

Was browsing the urbandictionary.com and saw the phrase "Who let the dogs out?" but no smelly feet were listed...

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

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